so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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