Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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