Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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