Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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