She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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