Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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