If i come over, it means nothing
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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