I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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