no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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