i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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