So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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