just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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