Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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