i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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