To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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