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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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