you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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