So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how can u be prego again
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
