I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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