Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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