She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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