third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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