So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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