I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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