Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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