my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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