I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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