But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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