Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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