i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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