Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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