talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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