Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Bring me that man meat
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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