the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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