everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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