my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
