i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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