you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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