At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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