White coat. Heels.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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