Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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