one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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