Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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