There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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