I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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