Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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