I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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