Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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