im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Randomize
