Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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