Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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