went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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