Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's blow job season.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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