This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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