well you can't waste a boner
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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