Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
