im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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