so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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